vegetarian 

Someone who won't eat—at very least—mammal flesh. For some reason, this usually includes people who eat poultry and seafood as well as those who are almost completely herbivorous. (Someone who is completely herbivorous is called a vegan.)

Not necessarily any more healthy than an omnivore, but also not necessarily any more so.

Usually less annoying than vegans, but may hassle you over getting a hamburger instead of one of those garden patties.

"My roommate is a vegetarian. Accordingly, she's developed a killer mushroom sandwich recipe."

vegetarian by Qit February 25, 2004

Vegetarian 

Old slang term for the village idiot who could not fish, hunt, or ride.

Jimmy: "Hey Sally you want some of my steak?"

Sally: "OH MY GAWD! Are you serious?! I'm a vegetarian!"

Jimmy: "Geez... Sorry. I thought you would like some meat for once - to stay healthy ya know?"

Sally: "I do not eat vegetables for my health! I do it for the health of the chickens!"

Jimmy: "Well I gotta tell ya, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"

Sally: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!" <panic attack>

Vegetarian by Chriswfoster May 7, 2008

vegetarian 

Indian word for "lousy hunter".

vegetarian by YourWorstNightmare May 27, 2003

vegetarian 

Watered down, half assed vegans, but still smarter than omnivores.

While the barbaric idiot chewed on a cow, the vegetarian calmy explained that he would not be joining in the savagery.

vegetarian by edith the vegan October 4, 2005

vegetarian 

A type of diet that does incorporate consuming meat. While it is true that vegetarians recieve a certain amount of teasing for their choice of diet, they also assume an offensive position by stating in their arguements slanderous comments such as "Eating meat was necessary in the stone age" or "they do not support the merciless slaughter of innocent animals". This only applies to vegetarians who have chosen their way because of ethical purposes, and is a matter of conflicting belief.

"Ethical" Vegetarian: I don't eat meat because it's not the stone age anymore and I don't support the deaths of millions of innocent animals.
Non-Vegetarian: I'm not a caveman and I am also against unethical treatment of animals, however I do eat meat.

vegetarian by Ali H October 10, 2005

Vegetarian 

A person who does not eat nor do they believe in eating meat, fish or fowl. They're often devoted to or advocating this practice.

Person A: "Want a hambuger?"
Person B: "Nah, I'm a vegetarian."

Vegetarian by literatehuman May 8, 2010

Vegetarian 

Someone who is lean under the optimal gorging conditions of a rich 1st world nation and often noticeably starving in most 3rd world nations.

Yeah its almost impossible for most people to get fat for lean times on a vegetarian diet. So vegetarian usually spells rich or at least well to do.

Pay attention junior burglar, an experienced thief can measure someone's wealth by watching the diet they eat. Regular fast food burgers means poor and a varied healthy vegetarian diet means loaded.

Its a rare Somalian who survives as a vegetarian. Red Cross suggestions be damned a pound of cow goes as far as 3-4 pounds of rice. And stringy cow is almost as easily available since they can survive and grow on dusty grass.

Vegetarian by Humans are meat February 15, 2010