vapochondriac

(1) A condition, pertaining to, an individual who constantly believes that there is something wrong with their personal vaporizer, electronic cigarette or "e-cig." When, in fact, their 'E-cig' is working properly.
(2) A condition, pertaining to, an individual who believes that the general maintenance of an/their "E-Cig" is a reflection of the product being defective.

(1) John visits his local "E-cig" shop 3 times a week requesting that the staff test his device to ensure that it is fully functional. John's actions would make him a vapochondriac.
(2) Mary enters the "E-cig" store and tells a staff member that her tank is broken. In this case, the tank is not "broken," the heating element just needs replaced. Mary's actions would make her a vapochondriac.

by subohmlovin February 28, 2014

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Vaporhood

Group of guys at work how have become very close through socializing while outside "Vaping"

Check out Curtis, he seems to be part of the "Vaporhood" now.

"Ya, what a bunch of vlosers"

by greggers33 September 18, 2015

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Vagoozle

When a female tries to convince a male that she a penis

Damn, that bitch vagoozled me.

by Serious Bitch August 28, 2017

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vajoochie

a boy’s fear of tampons.

It is literally hilarious: tampons are just compressed cottonballs, yet guys think it’s like some nuclear weapon. Common bro, calm down.

*throws tampon at boy*

*boy runs for miles*

Vajoochie

by SlytherinChild May 28, 2018

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Vampooper

One who wakes in the middle of the night to defecate or leaves a mysterious dump for someone to find the next morning.

I never could figure out why my girlfriend never poops when we are home together but I woke up one morning to a large turd in the toilet and realized she was a vampooper.

by Ninegiant June 19, 2020

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