A day in which Hallmark makes most of its money from stupid cards, stuffed animals and candy.
Women, on that day, are blinded by the fact that men don't give a crap about the holiday, and buy gifts for their wife/gf so they can get laid that night.
It is an example of how love has become nothing more than a materialistic steaming pile of horseshit
For singles, both men and women it is a day to not look forward to.
Women, on that day, are blinded by the fact that men don't give a crap about the holiday, and buy gifts for their wife/gf so they can get laid that night.
It is an example of how love has become nothing more than a materialistic steaming pile of horseshit
For singles, both men and women it is a day to not look forward to.
Guy 1:"Hey do u believe in Valentine's day?"
Guy 2:"Hell no, I just buy her stuff on that day so i can have sex with her"
Guy 2:"Hell no, I just buy her stuff on that day so i can have sex with her"
by SithLord89 February 04, 2011
by munter February 14, 2004
1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females.
2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.
2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.
by EnerJax February 02, 2004
The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.
In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.
by RedHeadW/Temper February 14, 2019
Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.
by FlareKitsune February 01, 2010
Person 1- Wow look at Jim and Brittni there So happy
Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?
Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...
Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?
Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...
by Kiddbandit February 08, 2009
The only way to tax on love.
Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Wow I'm so glad I won't get taxed by the Inland Revenue's Hallmark wing on valentine's day, I'm all out of girls to wine and dine and give dumb gifts.
by Sharpy69 February 16, 2007