Vacuum Shitter 

1.The shittiest vacuum cleaner of them all.
2. A pretty shitty vacuum cleaner.

Jobe: " Dude you have a shitty Vacuum cleaner."
Old Gregg: "Yep, it sure is a Vacuum Shitter."

Vacuum Shitter by Jeffersone Clasperfish July 25, 2010

vacuum mouth 

The act of streaching out your mouth to quikly inhale cookies (chocolate chip) and is streached atleast 6 inches longer than your normal mouth length. This technic is often used by fat people who want to eat a whole plat of cookies in under 5 seconds depending on the size of the jar, plat, bowl, etc. containing the cookies.

Did you see that guy vacuum mouth that entire plat of chocolate chip cookies?

vacuum mouth by Bing Ordanate February 20, 2011

vacuum packed 

squeezed into "bottoms" (skirt, shorts, pants, etc...) that are TOO TIGHT, i.e. "vacuum packed"

you see a girl and her skirt, shorts, or pants are SOOO tight that you just know if she ever takes them off the only way she's ever squeezing back into them is if she gets herself VACUUM PACKED

vacuum packed by krazyknights#1 May 3, 2009

Vacuum Junkie 

Someone that gets high from sniffing dirt in vacuums.

I get brain freezes from being a vacuum junkie.

Vacuum Junkie by BrigadierNerd March 8, 2013

Vacuum Jam Fart

See Cranburricane
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.

Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart

Vacuum Jam Fart by erectism January 11, 2008

Vacuum Job 

When a certain individual or brendan watts puts his penis in a vacuum and then gets is nut sucked up in it. very painful

sorry guys i couldn't make it to the hallowe'en party i was too sore from a vacuum job

Vacuum Job by roger rainford August 20, 2009

Vacuum guy/girl 

The people you see in supermarkets that seem to think they exist in a vacuum and block the whole aisle, so transfixed by the products on the shelves.

You can sometimes pass by them after saying "excuse me" about the third time.

Guy 1: Dude, he/she sure was a vacuum guy/girl, what's so fascinating about the shampoo aisle anyway?

Guy 2: He/She sure was, he/she seemed genuinely amazed that a busy downtown store actually had other people in it.

Vacuum guy/girl by Urban Englander May 23, 2009