demon vacuum

it's just the demon vacuum or noo-noo from teletubbies but to me and probably some children it's a demon coming for your soul.

the demon vacuum noo-noo was staring at billy last night looking for a way into his house

by cheesemgee February 13, 2019

Ass vacuum

When you have to take a shit but there's no toilet so you just suck your shit back in your asshole.

I have to do an ass vacuum to keep me from shitting in my pants.

by Ken Troller May 18, 2013

vacuum pussy

A pussy that sucks all the juices out of a dick, must be installed, batteries not included, don't turn on full power or you may take the whole cock off

"My girlfriend used the vacuum pussy on me last night. Now I am fucking dickless!"

by Qwerty12e January 14, 2017

Bagless Vacuum

When a man tucks his balls between his legs (in the style of a mangina) while receiving a blowjob.

I felt like she'd earned a treat so I let that bitch give me a bagless vacuum.

by Chickenbuttinyourface August 2, 2011

Human Vacuum

One who sucks many a dick, much like a vacuum sucks up dirt. Most of the time it is a woman.

Example 1
Bill : I heard that broads a real human vacuum.
Franky : Yeah, she sucks a lot of cock.
Example 2
Bill (the cox) Clinton : Wow, i'll tell you, Monica is one hell of a human vacuum.

by pete samprass (nick and les) January 22, 2009

Genital Vacuum

A woman who gives frequent and exuberant head.

"Man that Alyssa is a genital vacuum! She sucked off Sean, Peter and Tom all in the same week!"

by Lempke May 13, 2006

Vacuum Masturbation

When you use a vacuum's hose attachment to clean the body of the vacuum.

I had lots of fun sucking up the spider webs with Vacuum Masturbation

by E.N. Smith October 1, 2008