> Hey, are you going to the show tomorrow?
< No......
> Why not? They're only in town for a couple weeks.
< No, see, it's just my parents. The damn assholes have sticks up their asses!
> Oh that sucks.
< Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to one of them and say, "You know, you really have a stick up your ass." and they'll be like "Oh...."
< No......
> Why not? They're only in town for a couple weeks.
< No, see, it's just my parents. The damn assholes have sticks up their asses!
> Oh that sucks.
< Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to one of them and say, "You know, you really have a stick up your ass." and they'll be like "Oh...."
by sam _ November 29, 2006
(Reffering to people who don't like metal.) One gets overwhelmed with metal until they bow down before the masters.
Jon - I think metal is stupid, all there is to it is just noise and screaming.
James - Metal up your ass faggot!!!! You have no idea what your talking about, and no idea what metal is, or any clue as to what it's all about. Fuck you and fuck your opinion cuz you are fucking gay!!!!
James - Metal up your ass faggot!!!! You have no idea what your talking about, and no idea what metal is, or any clue as to what it's all about. Fuck you and fuck your opinion cuz you are fucking gay!!!!
by creeping_jon May 04, 2003
Person 1 "Hey I'm gunna bone your girlfriend"
Person2 "Do that and I'll give you the ol foot up the ass"
Person2 "Do that and I'll give you the ol foot up the ass"
by jeepdude44 May 29, 2015
A term used to insult people who like the music of an inferior genre such as punk or emo. This phrase is directed at the person who the user is talking to, not the user themself. Metal may not be replaced in this phrase by an inferior muscial genre.
by metal kid May 11, 2005
Her: So one day I was walking down the street in a forest.
Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass
Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass
by Swrl fl January 04, 2019
sheet pulling up the ass: she sucked my dick so hard that it pulled the sheets up my ass from the suction
by ABCPimp August 23, 2011
When someone simply will not budge or admit wrongdoing, despite knowing very well that they're wrong and that fact being plain obvious. When someone is being extremely stubborn for no reason, especially for something relatively minor, they have a stick up their ass.
Dave: Son I want you to go pick three dandelions and bring them back to me, I can't because my back hurts.
Son: No dad, I don't want to.
Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.
Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself
Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.
Son: No dad, I don't want to.
Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.
Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself
Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 22, 2020