stick up your ass

Describing some one very stern or strict. Often used to describe parents or authorities.

> Hey, are you going to the show tomorrow?
< No......
> Why not? They're only in town for a couple weeks.
< No, see, it's just my parents. The damn assholes have sticks up their asses!
> Oh that sucks.
< Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to one of them and say, "You know, you really have a stick up your ass." and they'll be like "Oh...."

by sam _ November 29, 2006

Metal up your ass!

(Reffering to people who don't like metal.) One gets overwhelmed with metal until they bow down before the masters.

Jon - I think metal is stupid, all there is to it is just noise and screaming.
James - Metal up your ass faggot!!!! You have no idea what your talking about, and no idea what metal is, or any clue as to what it's all about. Fuck you and fuck your opinion cuz you are fucking gay!!!!

by creeping_jon May 3, 2003

ol foot up the ass

What you say to the person you're pissed at.

Person 1 "Hey I'm gunna bone your girlfriend"

Person2 "Do that and I'll give you the ol foot up the ass"

by jeepdude44 May 31, 2015

Metal up your ass!

A term used to insult people who like the music of an inferior genre such as punk or emo. This phrase is directed at the person who the user is talking to, not the user themself. Metal may not be replaced in this phrase by an inferior muscial genre.

Metal up your ass you fucking cunt

by metal kid May 14, 2005

Dick up my ass

When someone makes no sense or you don’t understand what there saying

Her: So one day I was walking down the street in a forest.
Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass

by Swrl fl January 3, 2019

sheet pulling up the ass

Sucking the front so good it pulls from the back

sheet pulling up the ass: she sucked my dick so hard that it pulled the sheets up my ass from the suction

by ABCPimp August 25, 2011

Stick up your ass

When someone simply will not budge or admit wrongdoing, despite knowing very well that they're wrong and that fact being plain obvious. When someone is being extremely stubborn for no reason, especially for something relatively minor, they have a stick up their ass.

Dave: Son I want you to go pick three dandelions and bring them back to me, I can't because my back hurts.

Son: No dad, I don't want to.

Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.

Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself

Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020