Unc-tea

Your sexy,wiser, unconditionally loving fierce middle aged queer friend or relative who straddles all gender and sexuality barriers, always has the latest gossip, and priceless sex, relationship, or advice and knows where all the bodies are buried! Sssh!
I don't know how to get rid of this nipple rash- lemme call Unc-tea real quick!
by Uriel David January 06, 2025
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Damn Unc

To express someone is old due to their interests or birth year
Person 1: I was born in ‘96. Person 2: DAMN UNC.
by Unk0wn_Dr0ne June 01, 2024
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Unc Status

If you had to check you are an unc.
Guy 1: Bro doesn't know skibidi
Guy 2: Damn, hes unc status
by WeddOFF May 23, 2024
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Unc status

Unc status refers to the slang term, unc, which is short for uncle. You typically refer to someone as unc when they are the brother of one’s father or mother, or more commonly when they are an older male mentor/role model. Achieving “unc status”, essentially means that you have fulfilled at least one of those two criterion within someone else’s life.
Person 1: You know man, my oldest brother’s old time mentor has really been helping me out lately. He helped me get in the gym, find a job, and is helping me fix up my car!
Person 2: Now that man has officially achieved unc status.
by ILoveIrony147 June 12, 2024
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unc status

After becoming a real uncle or looking after and caring for kids in any certain certain way all of your attributes will be enhanced. Whether it be in the gym or not, your attributes will be raised significantly after reaching this mark.
My brother just got kids and I have officially reached unc status.
by gupperlog May 23, 2024
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unc status

when you’re old enough to not understand things targeted for young audiences, or when you’ve reached an age that is, relative to your friends, old
nah bro’s about to graduate, he’s reached unc status 💀
by maybemiro May 19, 2024
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Unc Status

You're (really) old, lmao💀
Oh, you're a senior? High Unc Status💀💀
by Rob1nn_W May 22, 2024
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