Twit

An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.

Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.

Bobby W: I dare you.

Michael: *Walks away.

Bobby W: Twit.

by Anthony Baric May 12, 2008

Twit

A person who calls others "Virginas" but can not pronouns twat probably.

What the fuck you twit.

by H_dog June 5, 2016

Twit

A male (usually teenage) who posts girl's names on Urban Dictionary saying they are hot and whatnot.

Damn twits! Wasting my time as an editor! Wasting the Urban Dictionary's bandwidth!

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Twit

Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.

Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

Twit

A bicycle seat sniffer.

"Did you see that twit?" As a man walks along a city sidewalk, he stops at every single bicycle chained along his way and slowly bends down and sniffs the seat of each one.

by Linda69 October 4, 2005

Twit

Internet Troll - someone who would visit groups on social networks that he doesn't like just to leave nasty comments and feed off anger in replies.

Twit: I hate americans!

R1: So why do you visit the group "I love America"

R2: You know that to leave the comment on this forum, you have to click "LIKE" and join the group?

Twit: americans are morons and they eat shit!!!!!

R1: have some respect! Americans with an A.

R2: Learn English before you write something here!

Twit: I hate english as well you a55holes !

etc. etc. and it can go on forever, as long as you feed him.

by xesex September 15, 2010

TWIT

acronym meaning Thats What I Thought

A: Ur an asshole
B: What did you call me??
A: oh nothing...
B: TWIT

by Eddie_Kc_420 July 28, 2009