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tweaker's dozen

A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for himself. Usually in reference to ounces of drugs.
The drug dealer showed up with a tweaker's dozen of meth. His behavior made it obvious where the other ounce of meth was.
by Narfmaster July 5, 2008
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Tweakerrific

Used to describe your amazing time or high you're having (or had) while indulging in your upper of choice. Or you could use it to describe how great you think your upper of choice is.
McDonalds coffee is good, but Dunkin' Donuts coffee is tweakerrific! i swear to god they put cocaine and/or meth in it!
by Jared370Z March 20, 2011
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tweakertard

A person who has used so much meth that they have permanently compromised their likely previously inadequate IQ.
The man is a straight-up tweakertard who is sadly unable to complete either a task or a sentence.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
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Clout Tweeter

Those kids on Twitter (Normally aged between 13-16) who have, rather, a Fortnite profile picture or a picture of a random women in a bikini.

These people are emotionally unstable. They feel the need to log into Twitter everyday just to get their 9 year old followers to Like and retweet.

Tweets may be as followed:

“Noti gang where you @?”

“Like or Fake AF”

“Turn on notis or unfollowed’

“No one supports me”
“Doing an unfollow spree soon, like and RT to stay followed”
“If your phone is real, press S to make ß”
“This is you and your 3rd @, W or L?”

These people most definitely don’t have IRL friends . The Likes and Retweets they get on their tweets make them feel wanted and less lonely. It also gives them a feeling of fake fame and self worth.

They may also call their followers ‘supporters’. But the only reason they have followers is because they use the Follow/Unfollow Twitter method. Meaning they follow loads of people, then unfollow the ones who didn’t follow back.

So they aren’t really supportive, they’re just their because they were followed first.

Do not insult these people, not only do they have the worse comebacks. But they take things very personally.
by Damnitscam October 22, 2020
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tweeler

A person, usually male, who enjoys sniffing little girl's bicycle seats.
Did you see that guy? He just smelled that bicycle seat that kid was riding on. What a tweeler.
by Eseer Tam November 22, 2017
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Tweaker Treats

Tweaker treats are simply just unscratched lottery tickets. You can often find tweakers outside liquor stores scratching their treats over the trash can.
Went to the Circle K and saw my local tweaker scratching his tweaker treats. The only thing useful about scratched treats, is the fact you know they didn’t scan the second chance code.
by Hamper Hunter April 14, 2021
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tweekerbilly

A breed of tweeker found primarily north of the Carefree Highway. With a distinct lack of morales, genetics, and teeth. Often found wearing a mullet, chaps, and pointy toed boots; any of which have been worn stiff.

Although the Tweekerbilly is domiciled North of the Carefree Highway and more specifically the taint. They have been known to venture South of the Carefree to score or serve time.
Dude that guy is wearing assless chaps and riding a bike - he must be crazy. No man were in Black Canyon City. Up here they call them tweekerbilly and that's your bike!
by dyklostcowboy December 26, 2010
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