tour guide: No touthing please.
kid: can we touch?
tour guide: Well there is not sign that says no touching, so i suppose that it's ok.
kid: *touches all the artifacts and breaks everything*
tour guide: at least he's not touthing anything
kid: can we touch?
tour guide: Well there is not sign that says no touching, so i suppose that it's ok.
kid: *touches all the artifacts and breaks everything*
tour guide: at least he's not touthing anything
by Gretchin Lorel June 17, 2009
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Guy2: Yeah I saw there were totally touching tails.
Guy2: Yeah I saw there were totally touching tails.
by beaver bandit9 December 28, 2009
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When attempting to make love to an extremely obese woman,
To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.
To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.
I cannot find witch fold is your vagina could you please take a piss and i will try trouting upstream for it.
by Gonzo Journalism October 27, 2017
Get the Trouting mug.Some perverted thing that vanilla people do. You sensually place your hand on the stomach of your lover, hand under their shirt in order to keep the affair private. It is an erotic exchange of tummies and touch.
by Anthonysummer October 4, 2017
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by Surgeon_General and Steed April 26, 2003
Get the touching cloth mug.When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.
Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)
Example 1:
Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.
Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?
Example 2:
Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?
Example 3:
Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.
Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!
Example 4:
Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
Example 1:
Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.
Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?
Example 2:
Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?
Example 3:
Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.
Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!
Example 4:
Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
by threeheadedfish November 18, 2009
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