Tripod

A guy named Tristan with a 28 inch cock. Or had enough sch-meat to use it as a hammer or deadly weapon.

What's up Tripod? There goes Tripod knocking out the customers again.

by ThatoldGezzer55 November 10, 2021

Tripod

When you have one night stands for three days in a row.

"Man I had a tripod last week"
"What do you mean?"
"I had a one night stand with Julie three nights in a row."
"You guys together now?"
"No, I haven't seen her since"

Or

"I am so worn out from my tripod last week"
"Whoah! Who with?"
"I had Julie on Tuesday, Savanah on Wednesday, and then Trixie on Thursday!"
"Woah. Hear from them since?"
"Nope, they went back to Arizona"

by TrixieTripod December 12, 2013

The western tripod experience

3 men all standing on one leg puts their 12 inchers into each others assholes as they slowly turn directly at a hopefully uncomfortable bystander

Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.

by Pigsu February 4, 2023

Tripod

Someone whose dick is so vast that it is considered to be an extra leg. Hence him looking like a tripod.

“Hey there’s the tripod, Blake.”
“Hows it going Tripod?”

by FloydDaPrince November 2, 2023

Earthquake Tripod

The dance move a man does after sexual intercourse while they pee all over the bathroom.

I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

Standing tripod

sex move in which stand next to bed with chick lying on bed sideways and lean hands on her hair holding it down to the bed as your feet, hands and dick form a tripod of support!

I gave that bitch the standing tripod!

by JBut December 25, 2007

Tripod

A man who loves cameras and has a large passion for photography

He is a tripod

by Cleek October 5, 2021