Tripod

A man with an exceptionally large dick

“Hey Sally, did you see that guy over there?!”
“Yeah his zipper was screaming. The mans a tripod.”

by peachpussy June 6, 2019

Tripod Hours

The act of eradicating all good in your pantry as if you're a robot in War of the Worlds eradicating the human race.

It's time for some tripod hours after that bowl I just smoked.

by TheDerpicus February 28, 2018

Tripod

Someone whose dick is so vast that it is considered to be an extra leg. Hence him looking like a tripod.

“Hey there’s the tripod, Blake.”
“Hows it going Tripod?”

by FloydDaPrince November 2, 2023

The western tripod experience

3 men all standing on one leg puts their 12 inchers into each others assholes as they slowly turn directly at a hopefully uncomfortable bystander

Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.

by Pigsu February 4, 2023

tripod husband

a partner who is typically behind the camera taking photos of their partner. can either be giving or receiving direction. has a good understanding of photography lighting. has heard the phrase "honey, my eyes were closed!" often, and has learned to take multiple pics.

"Have you seen Maggie's vacation feed? Her tripod husband is so good, her photos look amazing"

by Jonny Le February 9, 2023

Tripod

A guy named Tristan with a 28 inch cock. Or had enough sch-meat to use it as a hammer or deadly weapon.

What's up Tripod? There goes Tripod knocking out the customers again.

by ThatoldGezzer55 November 10, 2021

Tripod

A man who loves cameras and has a large passion for photography

He is a tripod

by Cleek October 5, 2021