Hoe Topic

Where people go to shop for pornographic products including erotic magazines, fleshlights, dildos, vibrators, etc.

Ben: There’s this store called Hoe Topic where you can buy all the sexual products you need.
Gregory: I’d read magazines.
Ben: Works too.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Haami-lee Tohia

Haami is a very strange definition. It basically means that two human whales decided to fuck each other in the poo poo whole. Wait 1 year and you shit out a fucking abomination that tears open your ass hole. He is a walking land whale with legs and a huge fuck off head. He came here to Australia from New Zealand (home of the whales) swimming in the ocean. Also anything he wrote about Spiro Kolokouris is a huge lie but everyone else is true.

Hey look that a big fucking haami-lee tohia

by Fuck haami he’s a gay cunt September 10, 2018

hot topic whore

Similar to the term Hot topic goth or Hot topic punk. This scene dresses in mostly hot topic and claim to be cooler than almost everyone because they like slipknot and korn. Most of the time they despise the "preps" and think that they should "all go to hell" for undisclosed reasons.

What a hot topic whore, thinking she's better than everyone else.

by Jackie Vengeance June 29, 2005

topanga lawrence

from boy meets world. a girl who you love, and have loved since the day you met in the sandbox. a girl who after years, have just figured out your feelings for her, and she in turn feels the same way.

remember melissa from first grade, even now in college she is still my topanga lawrence.

by arnold e. May 13, 2005

Tobias

Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally if I had a Tobias I would protect him and he would protect me all in all Tobias is what you should name a warrior who would fight for anything he believes in

"Damn that dudes hot"
"He's gotta be Tobias"
"Thought stealer"

by myhairisonfireitoldyounottouse March 12, 2013

Hot topic goth

Also known as "Hot pockets" by the gothic community who loathe to include said hot pockets but feel they must through some vague desire to progenerate and keep the culture going. Hot Pockets are considered a very sad perversion of a good (or bad, depending on your point of view) thing.

Goth 1: Do we really have to let these hot topic goths into the club? That has GOT to be a fake ID. The kid looks 12.

Goth 2: Yes. We have to pay for the club somehow, and the Hot Pockets have quite a bit of daddy's money to spend.

Goth 1: *le sigh*

by alunalai June 11, 2006

Hot Topic Phobia

An innate fear of the clothing label Hot Topic, associated mainly with 6th-8th graders.

Me - yeah so I went into Hot Topic the other day and-
8th grader - WHOAH! YOU WENT INTO, LIKE, HOT TOPIC, THATS, LIKE, WAIT WHAT?
Me - no neead for the "Hot Topic Phobia"

by The reason to live July 9, 2009