Tom

He’s this boy that mother is a bowling ball.... he’s hot.... and his father is a pineapple....... he likes blue... hates another hot boy named Tord.... and... 😳

random fuck: TOM IS HOT
Random fuck 2: y e s

by Denki and shinsou are dating August 30, 2021

Tom

Tom seems perfect in every way... but he's a player. He'll pretend to love you like crazy when he's bored with nothing else to do, but when he finds someone else to talk to, you'll be ignored. If you call him on it he'll make up an excuse, but by the 5th time he uses an excuse you know he really is just a player. If you already fell for Tom and he does this, then you're screwed- you'll still love him anyway!

girl: that guy was great last night, but now he's totally blowing me off!
girl 2: he sounds like a Tom!

by What-a-faggot June 22, 2014

Tom

Tom's can often be the world's greatest people. They are funny and good looking, although they don't think they are.

Often seen without the shirt on due to their unbelievebly good phisique.

They are well known for having loads of friends and always being up for a laugh.

Girl: OMG did you see that guy's body on TV the other day?

Girl 2: Yeah - he was such a Tom!

by liverpoolfcforlife October 2, 2010

Tom

Usually a very skinny man...likes pretending he gets pussy. Really, he is the pussy. Also a Tom is similar to a Jerry, meaning he's somewhat of a fuckup but he has good intentions.

Look at that really skinny Tom over there, he just got his ass whooped by a little kid.

by suckitsociety April 14, 2016

Tom

Tom is the Literal definition of perfect and amazing.

Tom is perfect And I’m lucky to have him

by MARKRM May 31, 2019

Tom

Medium-long brown haired guy. Typically is pretty chill. Life motto is “if you can’t change it why worry and if you can change it why worry” pretty ok dude

My brother’s roommate is Tom.

by Ehenshens July 14, 2021

TOM

Touches other men

Person 1: Dude, I saw someone TOMming the other day!
Person 2: Ewww, that's gross!

by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013