Grinch Toes

When your socks are so old and ratty that the toes curl up into a pointy, paper thin strip of material composed primarily of toe jam, decomposing cotton, grease and floor dirt, dead skin and toe nail cells. The end result looks like the unfortunate foot from a Dr Suess character.

Person 1: "Dude, Josh hasn't changed his socks in days. Those grinch toes are gnarly."
Person 2: "That's unfortunate. Change your socks you grinchy fuck!"

by Carlito11 September 6, 2013

Lesbian toes

A person who has toes that are long and uneven. The pinky toe will be way shorter than the rest. Typically these toes are used for vaginal insertion.

I hooked up with Brianna last night and she put her toes in my vagina. She had some incredible lesbian toes

by Shreka April 1, 2020

Your toes.

Hand em over.

Your toes. Hand em over.

by theflying_egg September 24, 2020

Interlocked toes

Connecting one's toes with another's to express their true best-friendship with eachother; the superior version to holding hands.

"how close are you with this person?"
"we interlocked toes"
"you must be very close!"

by ziigbo💋😻 September 29, 2022

Do the Toes

To leave, go home or make a sharp exit.

By extension, the word "Toes" can also mean simply "Exit".

"The funeral wasn't up to much so I Did the Toes"
"The One Show is on, so I'm going to Do the Toes".

And also...

"Rangers were 1-0 at half time, so the Subway Loyal did The Early Toes".

by Louise Lualubelle February 23, 2010

Suck my toes

When u out someone’s feet in your mouth and u just lick.

Aye can u suck my toes?

by Chilepepper November 16, 2020

toats ma goats

totally in agreeance with someone, somebodies, or something. Can be used by all races unlike toats my goats which is similar in deffinition and a common mis-pronunciation.

dude: i just slapped da bass my boys.
boy: oo toats ma goats, can you help learn to slap da bass?

by j sag October 26, 2009