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Porcelain Toboggan

When a male is seated on the toilet taking a shit and the female sits on his lap. No penetration is involved. For the penetrative definition, see Porcelain Pilot.
After eating a nice meal and then taking quite a long time in the bathroom my girlfriend wanted to porcelain toboggan.
by Thinkerstein December 2, 2025
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Tobogganing

The act of the man crouching down, reaching back, and pulling his woman’s hips into him more forcefully so as to take her strap on as deeply as he wants.
I knew that only I could get it in as deep as I needed so I reached behind me and we began tobogganing.
by simmerdown001 May 21, 2024
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Tobogganing

When a man slowly slides the tip of his penis down the entrance of a woman's vagina letting it fall off the end with a joyful plop.
John and Lily went tobogganing yesterday because penetration is so 2007.
by Assbandit123456 January 20, 2020
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toboggan

A warm head cover for the winter or cold weather.
In East Texas we call our bennies , Toboggans
by Pine tree November 21, 2023
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tobogganer

A dyke who is extremely unathletic, also known as a cunt.
That bitch is definitely a tobogganer
by dykeboii November 17, 2017
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Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.
"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"
by Captain Wholesome June 8, 2019
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Toboggan Pipeline

While riding a toboggan in a 69 position with your partner. Your girl accidentally sharts, but with the frozen weather it comes out frozen solid. And the turd glides off your forehead.
I was going downhill in a sled and 69 ing my girl. She sharted and gave me a "Toboggan Pipeline"
by Spoker February 22, 2018
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