trumpet

cocky assholes who think they're "all that". so uncreative that they steal chants and dances from other sections in band.

Guy 1: "Man, I hate trumpets!"
Guy 2: "I know, right. They copied our chant except they changed it from "Elmo" to "Domo".
Guy 1: "What assholes!"

by bandgeek42 September 20, 2009

trumpet

A derogatory term for Donald Trump supporters.

Your opinion doesnt matter you stupid Trumpet.

by guywhodefinesall November 16, 2016

Trumpet

A person that supports Donald Trump (aka the devil, saitan, and the fat mental wall-obsessed hair-transplanted idiot) and voted for him

YOU TRUMPET!!! YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP!!! THAT IS THE WORST MISTAKE ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD COULD DO IN THEIR LIFE!!! Not to say I diddn't vote for Trump.... BUT YOU DID!!! I would roast you right now but you inherited his fatness and won't fit in the oven anymore...

by NOAVIER April 20, 2018

Trumpeting

To tweet angrily about politics, like Donald Trump.

Oh, hey look. The President is trumpeting again.

by Show Bobs December 6, 2017

Trumpet

An instrument for the fails. Not as bad as clarinet but not as spazztasticly awesome as the saxophone. Trumpets are either horrid or awesome. No in between. Always get melody and always screw it up

Trumpets are horrible. Do not play the trumpet

by BabyJazmine February 1, 2010

trumpet

a term used to describe a person as a piece of shit instrument that losers play in early highschool because they THINK it's cool.. but in reality, it's the worst of all the band instruments. it has no class, and is always gross.

man that jeremy kid is such a goddamn trumpet

by tobcore August 18, 2008

trumpet

An musical instrument played by one who will never ever have sex. Only those who leave for a different instrument can survive its curse. T-riffic - I'm screwed

Bobby Lee As Kim Jong Il: "Hey - I hear you're a celibate"
Kim Jong Il: "No, but i play trumpet"
BLAKJI: "Eh - close enough

by Trump-me September 19, 2003