person 1: “bro, did u see ingrid klesch violate that bitch with her fucking stanley?”
person 2: “no wtf”
person 2: “no wtf”
by bruvaaaa April 19, 2024
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their friend: but they'll think you're constantly talking to, and calling an old woman named Ingrid.
gay person:.. shhhh...
their friend: but they'll think you're constantly talking to, and calling an old woman named Ingrid.
gay person:.. shhhh...
by bad.boy.supreme August 8, 2025
Get the ingrid mug.A girl who is fat, lazy and always thinks she is the victim. She might not even know she is smelly and makes everybody uncomfortable being around her. She laughs like a goat and has snorty nose. She spends all day being a lazy ass on the bed, not doing anything, smelling her own farts and cries. She thinks she was being bullied at school but in fact, everybody was trying to be nice to her, but they could not stand her smell. She might be young but looks like 50.
A: Do you know Ingrid?
B: I don't know her
A: The one who is smelly and always laughed awkwardly
B: Aaaa yea
B: I don't know her
A: The one who is smelly and always laughed awkwardly
B: Aaaa yea
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Get the Ingrid mug.Old scandinavian name usually used for woman. In slang used to describe something as cute or adorable in the same way that an old lady would be.
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