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Stinky tinker-bell toes

when you are wearing socks with tinker-bell on them, when they are stanky. you may also be stuffing them in someone's face (usually a pretty face). so sad.. usually said in an accent.
person, get your stinky tinker-bell toes out of pretty face.
by chickencheese November 6, 2010
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ticker tinkerer

One who plays with the heart of another
"She played me for a a fool, made me believe she loved me then left. Such a ticker tinkerer."
by Mindful Mark March 28, 2019
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Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!
by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022
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Mr. Tinker

Easily the best teacher in the entire school.

Likes to get into random discussions during class (makes it fun).

And Gets along with colleagues well.
Greg: man Mr. Tinkers just cool like that

Jreg: I know right he always makes class fun
by ImBetterL June 13, 2023
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Tinker Bell

When you shove pixie dust up your asshole and then squat and fart it into someone’s face, (preferably the eyeball) making the pixie dust tinkle all over.
Aw dude!! I got fuckin pink eye from that Tinker Bell you gave me!!!
by JTink March 4, 2023
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Tinker Talbot

Someone who knows everything and has done everything. A literal god amongst men. Anything that has been done in the history of the universe, has been done already and more efficiently by Tinker Talbot.
Person 1: "the other day i went out and scored 27 points in a basketball ga-"

Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
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tinker-twat

A fool and a twat.
Trent: Brimmy, shut the fuck up!
Brimmy: Trent, you shut the fuck up you bloody tinker-twat
by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022
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