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Thundercunt

Someone who puts their family member’s name on a prize ticket to split, but when the ticket is a winner, reneges on the deal and takes said family member to court in hopes of obtaining all of the winnings for themselves.
Both Ty’s and his Aunt’s names were on the million dollar ticket, but his aunt is being a thundercunt and suing him for his share.
by Ace Chaser July 12, 2018
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adam is indeed a thundercunt lol
by lolyouranasshole August 27, 2018
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A bitch who’s is over achieving and being a cunt
That fucking thundercunt she fucks everyone over
by High schooler 2020 May 24, 2018
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A particularly powerful and spectacular goal in a football match
Dave: did you score last night?
Jim: yeah it was an absolute thundercunt
by H_lock July 7, 2019
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A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get. Usually cause massive amounts of anger in those around them.
C: My ex gf just tried to ruin my life because she thinks she knows what’s best for me.

E: Shes such a thundercunt.
by Important_hoodie March 11, 2019
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A sexual move/position. The woman is duct taped to the ceiling in a sitting position while the man positions his erect penis under her. When the duct tape fails to keep the woman suspended she falls onto the mans penis. If done incorrectly (e.g. without a metric fuck ton of lube) penis fracturing is a high possibility.
Did you hear? Ol' Shaz gave Jonesy the thundercunt last night! Poor bloke broke his cock!
by thundercuntmaster October 9, 2017
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Thundercunt, did you mean Tanya?

Yes!
by waynealexander August 28, 2016
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