Trouser omelette

To take a direct shot to the nuts

Dude that dodge ball made a trouser omelette out of that guys nuts

by Mzavy January 13, 2016

Those are my mother's books!

As seen in the movie Casino:

1. A poorly-crafted attempt to divert suspicion, despite obvious guilt.

2. Attempting to flee a bad situation with an ill-conceived method of escape.

"Little Craps figures--very nice, thank you very much, Mr. Piscano..."
"Those are my mother's books!"

by cDubs October 16, 2016

those ketchup

AMAZING

I want those ketchup

by Hdhhfh July 27, 2020

newsreader's trousers

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.

Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.

by dewexdewex February 7, 2007

Paid a thousand life points

Describing of a person conducting an act of extreme stupidity which turns a favorable event extremely unfavorable.

Oh my God, you retard! What you did is just like the time when Jeff paid a thousand life points, destroyed everything on the field, drew a Heavy Storm, and lost the game for us.

by Larry Lee January 9, 2009

One, Ten, Hundred, Thousand, Manjoume Thunder

The catchphrase of Jun Manjoume/Chazz Princeton of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. When he becomes the top of the North Academy, he gains the catchphrase "Chazz it up," while in the original version of the series it is "ichi, jū, hyaku, sen, Manjōme-sandā" (一、十、百、千、万丈目サンダー meaning one, ten, hundred, thousand, Manjome Thunder), which serves as a pun given that the "Man" portion of his surname is the symbol for the number ten-thousand, and is preceded by the numbers one (ichi), ten (jū), hundred (hyaku), and thousand (sen). In the latter case, he also acquires the moniker "Manjome Thunder" (万丈目サンダー; Manjōme Sandā). Due to his insistence that he be addressed respectfully, he often finds himself correcting others who merely call him "Manjome" by saying "Manjōme-san da!" ("It's Manjome-san!"; "-san" being a Japanese honorific). The students of North School, however, mistook the title as "Manjome Thunder" ("sandā" being a Japanese pronunciation of the word "thunder"), and the name stuck upon his return to Duel Academia.

Manjoume/Chazz: ONE, TEN, HUNDRED, THOUSAND, MANJOUME THUNDER!
Fans: Manjoume Thunder! Manjoume Thunder! Manjoume Thunder!

by Keltonsein July 29, 2023

Trouser Snake

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind.

I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!

by Unknown_User1 April 4, 2010