Permanent Dust Collector

A sex toy you spent too much money on, that you didn't like after you tried, so it sits there collecting dust because you can't sell it.

"I wasted money on a permanent dust collector."

by Nygmobblepot December 14, 2015

permanant shocker

When everything that happens to you in day to day life is an absolute shocker.

'You've had an absolute shocker' There for the the term permanant shocker or (perma shock)

by Luke Manley March 17, 2016

Permanately

An adverb to describe something that lasts until the end of September. Specifically relates to September. Not to be confused with any other word.

Blondie: “Hey gal, can you wake me up when September ends?”

Petal: “Sure thing, I’ll put you to sleep permanately, yeah?”

Blondie: “Yes please! See you in October!”

Petal: “Sure thing baby boo, lost my virginity to a fairground ride by the way!!”

Blondie: “Oh.... okay...”

by UndeadGuard September 1, 2020

permanent death

One without a name who will allow kharma to be applied eternally in rare cases of purposeful cruel action and incurable hostile behaviors both real, imagined, and intended in all future incarnations on Earth and it's eventual future existences by all names from all languages in perpetuity.

I made choices so awful I need permission to die from Permanent Death{R}©.

by Permanent Death January 1, 2022

Permanent suitcase

A way for women to code name their vaginas for concealing drugs at the drop of a dime.

Him: put that shit in here
Her: hell naw... I don't know what you are doing but nigga I got a permanent suitcase... I ain't going and neither are you

by Livin4loyalty April 3, 2022

Permanent Bitch Tone (PBT)

A tone that some people possess where no matter what the content of the words they are saying are, they come across as being a complete bitch 100% of the time.

Me: I think I would like some Chinese food tonight.
Wife: You always want Chinese.
Me: Fine we can go where you want then.
Wife: No I’m fine with Chinese food, it just that is always what you want.
Me: I thought your were upset about, I forgot you have Permanent Bitch Tone (PBT).

by LordGodKel June 4, 2020

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018