Jager tainting

The process of trying to absorb jagermeister through ones taint, similar to vodka eyeballing

Dude, did you see john take that shot in his eyeball? No, but I saw tony Jager tainting.

by the_lord_of_the_fly's June 2, 2010

original thinking

What they ask you about on applications to screw you over

"Explain how you demonstrate original thinking." Me: Shit.

by rrhem November 14, 2013

thinking about it

when a girl or young woman ponders losing her virginity

Becky got some birth control pills from the free clinic, but she was only thinking about it.

by h thurber December 12, 2004

Thinking Off

The abillity to achieve orgasm through thought.

I was just laying their and totally just orgasmed.

Oh so you were thinking off?

Hell yah!

by Mfaub October 19, 2010

thinking chair

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

by jellyalternative December 10, 2008

I've Been Thinking

A phrase spoken by supervisors requiring workers to complete massive amounts of changes to a task near completion.

Hey man, Boss man just walked in my office and said "I've been thinking" about our original approach to the project.

by JayMoCrazy May 18, 2010

Thinking in montage

Thinking in flashes of momentous progress and the eventual perfect ending, without considering all of the work required in the in-between-time in order to make difficult and/or arduous things happen.

Eg: Mike gets hiking boots. Mike imagines himself hiking the West Coast Trail. Mike sees himself climbing Everest. Mike feels happy. Mike forgets that he smokes 2 packs per day and considers beer a food group... Mike's image of himself on top of Everest means he's been Thinking in montage and forgot he has to train for 3 years in order to be able to do this...

by journeyingforth June 10, 2010