taint goop

the goop that comes from the crevice between the ballsack and the asshole

damn cooper you got so much taint goop.

by goyotoyo April 24, 2016

taint clacking

When you slap or clack your testicles in a rythmatic motion on your taint, making a sort of clapping noise, much like a clap in the palm of your hand.

Jimmy was taint clacking to the disco music all night.

by Jimmy the kid July 10, 2017

Taintitus

Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes.

Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes

Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.

Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD

by Tainthandler July 7, 2018

tainttoris

A term often used to describe an extremely sexually inexperienced woman. A reference to her not even having basic knowledge of her own sexual anatomy, especially the elusive clitoris.

“ My god, she’s such a tainttoris ! She probably just starfishes it while the brute goes to town on her!”

by Nwolcott August 24, 2023

Spicy Taint Musk

When your girl goes down on you and you surprise her with taint musk after several days of no ball washing. She promptly pulls up with a Trump Pucker face like she just sucked a hot, spicy sour pickle.

She didn't care for the spicy taint musk brooohhh. Ya should of seen that pucker.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

cork taint

The musky taste of wine that went bad. As if someone rubbed the cork on their taint before corking the bottle.

This wine has some cork taint, it smells like my hookup last weekend.

by Broteins December 16, 2017

check my taint

a good phrase to use when someone pisses you off, gets a few laughs and leaves people wondering what the fuck you just said.. equivalent to saying suck my dick or suck my clit but who doesn't like to check someones else's taint right?

"hey man sorry about taking your girl, bro check my taint your a douchebag"

by CondorGiftard January 30, 2012