by deathgripper808 December 4, 2025
Get the CP Theodore mug.A theodorian is someone who makes the claim in which Theodore is receiving the best head among the 3 chipmunks. Despite the many adversities including verbal abuse from normie alvinists, and general ignorance throughout the chipmunist community, the theodorians still are able to stand their ground as valid theorists. This is likely because the theodorian theory disregards unimportant factors such as attractiveness and popularity of the female chipmunks (both of which have been proven to be unrelated to the enjoyment of one's head), and instead takes note of the more complex evidential reasons.
The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.
The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.
by tedlywinks September 19, 2019
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A Theodora is everything good rolled into one.
She's a natural leader, but a fair one, too. She's a complete genius, but not at all stuck-up. She's so beautiful (especially her legs), so much so that she could even be a model.
She might not always show her love, but it's there and she'll suprise you every now-and-then, showing that she really listens and cares.
And she's the best sister, friend, daughter, mother, or any relation that you'll ever have.
She's a natural leader, but a fair one, too. She's a complete genius, but not at all stuck-up. She's so beautiful (especially her legs), so much so that she could even be a model.
She might not always show her love, but it's there and she'll suprise you every now-and-then, showing that she really listens and cares.
And she's the best sister, friend, daughter, mother, or any relation that you'll ever have.
"Wait... isn't she on our netball team as well?"
"And in the public speaking team."
"Don't forget rowing!"
"And debating."
"Oh, and dance!"
"Plus fencing."
"And she STILL manages to get Dux of the Year?"
"Is there ANYTHING she can't do?!"
"She's a real Theodora, all right."
"And in the public speaking team."
"Don't forget rowing!"
"And debating."
"Oh, and dance!"
"Plus fencing."
"And she STILL manages to get Dux of the Year?"
"Is there ANYTHING she can't do?!"
"She's a real Theodora, all right."
by Lia.Masen January 8, 2012
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Is the german version of "Theodore", a masculine given name. It comes from the Greek Theodōros meaning "God's gift".
Famous person named Theodor: Theodor W. Adorno, German philosopher
Theodor is often creative and hardworking in a way that inspires people around him to strive to be their best. Theodor, or Theo, for short, is the most lovable man in the universe (although tests so far have only used the planet earth as test-sample).
Is the german version of "Theodore", a masculine given name. It comes from the Greek Theodōros meaning "God's gift".
Famous person named Theodor: Theodor W. Adorno, German philosopher
Theodor is often creative and hardworking in a way that inspires people around him to strive to be their best. Theodor, or Theo, for short, is the most lovable man in the universe (although tests so far have only used the planet earth as test-sample).
by Ellipropelli August 13, 2012
Get the Theodor mug.He's a tall, goofy kid who you just can't hate no matter how hard you try. He sometimes is a bitch, but he's the son of a king sooo whatever
by $lutastic July 27, 2019
Get the theodoros mug.usually used sarcastically; something that is so adorable that anyone named theo or theodore must take part in it
by asphyxiated February 6, 2008
Get the theodorable mug.”Sir? Have you by any chance wondered which one of these chipmunks is experiencing the most pleasurable blow job. I’m sure that it’s Alvin by the looks of it”
”As a true believer of Theodorism I’m afraid I must disagree with you”
”As a true believer of Theodorism I’m afraid I must disagree with you”
by dreiski September 19, 2019
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