by shitastical August 03, 2009
Wash your cock wrenches
Keep your cock wrenches off my samich!
Look at the cock wrenches on her! I Bet she's got a kung fu grip!
Keep your cock wrenches off my samich!
Look at the cock wrenches on her! I Bet she's got a kung fu grip!
by Doctor Ramshackle February 11, 2011
by buddhablaze January 28, 2003
by Kevin Southerden May 05, 2006
by blthrskt March 20, 2006
Bro1: Bro, this computer is driving me nuts with the BSOD.
Bro2: Here, grab the russian wrench, we'll do a russian repair. Works all the time.
Bro1: Spasibo, tovarish!!!!!!
Bro2: Here, grab the russian wrench, we'll do a russian repair. Works all the time.
Bro1: Spasibo, tovarish!!!!!!
by notafallopianethiopian February 18, 2013
When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.
Sally: What's up with the eye patch?
Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.
Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.
Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.
Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.
by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011