“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”
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by b1lth July 10, 2024
Get the open up the cheese trap mug.The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.
by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020
Get the The Topeka Fly Trap mug.A nearly impossible sexual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral sex on a man, the man has the tip of his penis open up like the claws on Dr. Octopus's arms, and clasp her head inside
by The Bees February 18, 2005
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This is the procedure on how to correctly achieve the venus fly trap.
(1.) Male lies on his back.
(2.)Male spreads his legs open like a V shape outward into the air.
(3.) The female commences to stroke the asshole of the male with her tongue.
(4.) When the male alludes the females tongue firmly caressing his ass hairs, the male must abruptly clasp his butt cheeks together, thus clamping the females tongue within his hairy derriere.
It is suggested to be naked or in asscheekless chops to pull this off as easily and comfortably as possible.
This is the procedure on how to correctly achieve the venus fly trap.
(1.) Male lies on his back.
(2.)Male spreads his legs open like a V shape outward into the air.
(3.) The female commences to stroke the asshole of the male with her tongue.
(4.) When the male alludes the females tongue firmly caressing his ass hairs, the male must abruptly clasp his butt cheeks together, thus clamping the females tongue within his hairy derriere.
It is suggested to be naked or in asscheekless chops to pull this off as easily and comfortably as possible.
Last night Justin went out in his butt cheekless chops and picked up a few harlets. Let's just say a few tongues got trapped in his hairy asshole, because he perfected "the venus fly trap".
by Joshua Phillip November 5, 2006
Get the The Venus Fly Trap mug.The Florida Alligator Trap is when one woman, lying on her back, is scissoring another woman lying in a similar position. When either woman is close to climax they will clench their legs down forcefully locking each other in place.
Girl #1: So, did you and Tanya get at it last night?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, she pulled the florida alligator trap
Girl #1: Damn that sneaky motherfucker
Girl #2: Oh yeah, she pulled the florida alligator trap
Girl #1: Damn that sneaky motherfucker
by The All Wise One January 4, 2015
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