a big smurf that was thwacked with red paint by Gargamel who weres a shiny gold oven mitt with them shiny stons
by The purple smurf May 07, 2020
by ShaggyAt100% October 18, 2019
Thanos is a big hunky purple guy in the range of peppa pig films personnaly I enjoy peppa pig and the golden boot when thanos destroys half the unniverse
by Big daddy 6363 May 03, 2019
by Rez199522 December 09, 2018
A large, humanoid grape with a golden glove, and a sweet rock collection. He should've been killed by a small man, crawling up his anal cavity, then that small man becomes big and burst that grape open.
Ant Man (After bursting through Thanos): "It's shitty in here!"
Also Ant Man: "That's America's Ass."
Also Ant Man: "That's America's Ass."
by RandomPerson_imnotreal February 21, 2020
The second greatest villain of all time. Not many people know this but Thanos was an accident when his interspecies parents forgot to use a condom. He looks like a mutated grape, but everyone calls him a Titan because they're all too scared to get snapped away. Thanos wears the infinity gauntlet because hes a mad lad, which can do almost anything except himself because that would be mega gay.
Thanos ultimately died when Antman went inside his butt and expanded. But then Thanos reversed it with his time stone and sealed all openings, but then he got sniped when Michael from vsauce played the reverse card on thanoes.
Thanos ultimately died when Antman went inside his butt and expanded. But then Thanos reversed it with his time stone and sealed all openings, but then he got sniped when Michael from vsauce played the reverse card on thanoes.
by jim_the_epic_gamer kid April 29, 2019
by Screw head the bolt face March 11, 2019