teapot laugh

the type of laugh somebody with asthma or a severe brain disorder makes to a mildly funny joke

Me: knock knock
You: whos there?
Me: Cow Says
You: Cow Says Who?
Me: No cow says moooooooooooo
You: *Teapot Laugh Intensifies*
Me: no please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGHING LOUDLY*
Me: im sorry i even said it please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGH GETS LOUDER*
Me: *Puts gun in mouth*

by 123geybo October 17, 2019

Teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His teapot tease turned her on even more by the second

by teapot1 May 15, 2016

teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His sexy teapot tease turned her on even more by the second...

by teapot1 May 17, 2016

teapot tease

A sexy as fuck tease usually used by a male to get a female. wet Strongly resembles a teapot.

His teapot tease turned her on even more by the second

by teapot1 May 12, 2016

little teapot

When someone gives a blowjob whilst humming the tune to "I'm a little teapot".

She gave me the best little teapot last night!

by Monkeys69 August 20, 2018

going full teapot

This term is used to describe what happens when a person gets all steamed up and boils over, especially when involved in a debate on Facebook or other social media.

Did you see that woman going full teapot on that post! It was ridiculous!

by veriveriteri May 20, 2014

Chocolate teapot

where one takes a shit, don't wipe, and then teabags yo gurl.

M: hey babe, can I make you a chocolate pot of tea
F: uh, babe, you mean a chocolate teapot?
M: oh yeah, that. let's do that. I'm glad you remembered for me. let us.

by MizzSrirowskiacha June 4, 2018