Teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His hot tempting teapot tease turned her on even more by the second...

by teapot1 May 04, 2016

Teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His teapot tease got her even more aroused by the second

by teapot1 May 06, 2016

Teapot tease

A sexy mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His sexy teapot tease turned her on even more by the second

by teapot1 May 06, 2016

Teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His teapot tease turned her on even more by the second

by teapot1 May 06, 2016

little teapot

When someone gives a blowjob whilst humming the tune to "I'm a little teapot".

She gave me the best little teapot last night!

by Monkeys69 August 20, 2018

going full teapot

This term is used to describe what happens when a person gets all steamed up and boils over, especially when involved in a debate on Facebook or other social media.

Did you see that woman going full teapot on that post! It was ridiculous!

by veriveriteri May 20, 2014

Chocolate teapot

where one takes a shit, don't wipe, and then teabags yo gurl.

M: hey babe, can I make you a chocolate pot of tea
F: uh, babe, you mean a chocolate teapot?
M: oh yeah, that. let's do that. I'm glad you remembered for me. let us.

by MizzSrirowskiacha May 11, 2018