Nut swimmer

A noun used to refer to everybody since, at one point in time, we all swam in our dad’s nuts

by Hispandican & Lil Hispandican January 19, 2022

Blue Swimmer

An Australian $10 note. Blue: because of it's blue colour, and Swimmer: because of the watery theme layed down with the AU$20 note Lobster

Cobber 1: "Hey mate, i'm short a coupla bucks, you got a fiver spare?"
Cobber 2: "Nah mate, i've only got a blue swimmer"

by Capt_Bat June 14, 2010

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Swimmers Ear

The act of a man blowing a load into the face of an unexpecting victim.

I was so pissed the first time I got Swimmers Ear.

by OHMF January 7, 2012

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A polite way of saying that somebody is a homosexual or "fag".
If you happen to start to call somebody a "fag" and then realize you would only get glares and silence in return, you can resort to saying fast simmer, if you have not pronounced the "G".

Aw, Tyler? He's such a Fa-a-a-sst swimmer...

Adam's coming over? Isn't he a Fast Swimmer? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

by TheGigglyStreetGang July 22, 2010

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soup swimmer

Derogatory term for the white man who continues to oppress my people on the reg. Alternately, one who swims in soup, ie. a cracker.

"Man, the jury ain't nothin' but a bunch of soup swimmers! And I thought they suppose to be my peers!"

"Man, you all ain't nothin' but a bunch of peezy headed soup swimmin' ass nappy hair havin' cracka' motha' fuckas'!"

by Muiz the mighty migrant November 14, 2005

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