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STRETCH NOZZLE

USUALLY A YOUNG MAN OF JEWISH ORGIN, WHO'S NOSE IS SO LARGE THAT HE CAN STRETCH IT OVER ANOTHER MANS SOUP CAN COCK. TYPICALLY ENJOYS ASSWHIFFING AND MASTERBATING PROFUSELEY.
WOW THERE GOES BRENT, THE STRETCH NOZZLE. LOOK HE'S AT IT AGAIN, SNIFFING AND RUBBING HIMSELF AFTER BEATING OFF AND NOT SHOWERING FOR 3 DAYS!
by STRETCHNOZZLE October 3, 2009
mugGet the STRETCH NOZZLEmug.

dueche nozzle

A slightly more severe than duechebag since the nozzle is actually the part of the dueche apparatus doing the dirty work. Coined by Adam Corolla.
Joey Jack is a fucking dueche nozzle.
by Davey M. March 18, 2003
mugGet the dueche nozzlemug.

Nozzle jockey

Pete loves being the nozzle jockey on the deuce and a half
by FF guy July 4, 2015
mugGet the Nozzle jockeymug.

Chazzy Nozzle

A small cork lady to be placed inside your warmest bits as a plug.
Ruby, my chazzy nozzle has floated beyond and I'm gushing.
by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003
mugGet the Chazzy Nozzlemug.

poop nozzle

Slang term for a prolapsed butthole, or anus, presumably/especially from rigorous anal sex.
Also used to burn someone who just got fucked in a competitive sense and is butthurt about it.
Don't fuck me too hard again, I had a poop nozzle for almost a week last time!

You lost fair and square, Carl. Tuck in your poop nozzle and stfu
by Robert Chunks March 7, 2017
mugGet the poop nozzlemug.

Douche nozzle

Dan telese thinks hes smarter than everyone because he is a douche nozzle.
by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018
mugGet the Douche nozzlemug.

enema-nozzle

Trump's enema-nozzle is as ugly as that skank-tassel he wears on top of his head.
by useyourownname November 9, 2017
mugGet the enema-nozzlemug.

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