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Seat meat

Another way of referring to the ass.
Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.
by Clint Fu March 27, 2016
mugGet the Seat meatmug.

Buffer Seat

The open seat in between two men at a mass seating event or dedicated seating area to defer any idea of possible homosexuality. Examples include Movie Theaters, Busses, Church, and Peep Show booths.
Woah, dude, you can't sit there, that's my buffer seat. Sit in the seat next to it.
by B Radd July 12, 2007
mugGet the Buffer Seatmug.

in the back seat

When you see a extremely attractive person, but you want to be discrete about it. You basiclly want to fuck them in the back seat.
Sam: Man, check out Sara! I wanna take a nibble out of her!
Chris: In the back seat, fosho.
by S-G-DAWG December 19, 2008
mugGet the in the back seatmug.

man seat

A man seat is a seat in a womens clothing store. Usually located near the changing room. In which a man can sit and rest while his girlfriend, spouse, or friend is in trying on large amounts of clothing.

Men tend to favor stores with man seats because they give opportunity's to rest while on long shopping sprees with their female companion.
*2 men Sitting on a man seat in a girly shopping store*

Guy 1: Oh sweet dude this store has a man seat
Guy 2: Yeah man I've been on my feet for like 2 hours
Guy 1: Oh dude you have the sweet life I've been walking round for 6 with no food!
Guy 2: Oh man you have the hard life
by King Chard July 21, 2007
mugGet the man seatmug.

Front Seat

one of two options you can take when your friends approach the bus stop in a car: the other being backseat.
Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
by rancors! April 30, 2011
mugGet the Front Seatmug.

Toilet Seat

Noun. The left over hair on a male head after the balding process is complete. The hair on the back and sides of the head.
"Wow! I haven't seen Bob in years! He's got a full blown toilet seat!
by Domenico Tavella September 26, 2006
mugGet the Toilet Seatmug.

Seat Jacker

Someone who takes your spot of the couch when you leave for less then a minute as if hes waiting for his opportunity to strike
Joe is a seat jacker so watch your shit.
by RKALLDAY September 23, 2012
mugGet the Seat Jackermug.

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