meaty thigh

The portion of the body sited above the knee, below the waiste and on the inside of the leg. Usually touched by Uncles, preists and dads. Well Paul's is.

The priest gasped when he saw the little boys meaty thigh and he popped 300,000 boners per sec and almost fainted. But no, he grabbed it and rubbed his penis on it and came all over it and then got sued for a million dollars for not licking his mess off.

by Miles March 29, 2005

Meaty Midget

A nice way to say chode pretty much, otherwise known as a "small and fat dick."

Woah isaac, you've got quite the meaty midget there!

by ProfessionalGangMember March 13, 2022

Meaty Boner

A delicious doggy treat for bitches of any sex.

Bitches from around the world would love as their owner, because I always come home and give them Meaty Boner!

by TheTrueOger68! January 2, 2021

meaty one

When you haven't been for 4 days and you kinda just squat in a bush and it explodes ruptures your anus till you bleed more than Kim k after a night ray j, or when a gay guy forgets to pull the anal beads out

"That was great ray j but next time flush after you do a meaty one"

by Smartkarius July 24, 2018

meaty crevice

Massively fat labias resulting in a recessed vagainal entrance

Area created by an obese vagina

He buried his rod deep into her meaty crevice.

by Triplebrew May 6, 2016

Meaty Tweaty

Sending out dick pics on Twitter

I was on Twitter when I saw a meaty tweaty

by Me. Walrus March 31, 2016

Meaty Pasta

You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.

I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.

by Meat Man October 26, 2012