LAZER

When gradiesel throws a hitch, flat route or any other check downs in madden

*diesel throws a check down”
Diesel: LAZER!!!

by DaddySlim April 28, 2021

Lazer Whipping

Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.

Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"

Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"

Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"

Person 2: "Hahahahaha

by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011

lazer dim 700

Popular atlanta rapper, known for his spelling, whimsical lyrics, and unique flow.

Person 1: Say li twan, have u heard that new Lazer dim 700?
Person 2: No I haven't!

by MarcusTooSwaggy March 18, 2024

cunt lazer

1. A prop in an extremely bad alien pornography documentary.

2. A psychotic woman of the bitch variety who continually stares daggers at others In such a way as to make everyone around her detest her enough to want to throat punch her.

Cunt lazer-Tell that cuntlazer to stop looking g at me and get a life.

by Jabathahut May 14, 2016

Lazer

It's just the Lazer way. Give it a squeeze, let it sink in said mom.

Learn to plow by feeling the moist earth, it's a Lazer quality.

by Googedigul June 22, 2022

Lazer dim 700

the best rapper of this generation

person#1: you listen to Lazer dim 700?
person#2: he's trash

person#1: shut up nigga

by swedishmeatball87 April 14, 2024

BOI lazer

A Overpowered move in a meme battle. use as your final attack against your friends in a meme battle.

Bro1: uses meme move

Bro2: Is losing

bro2: HAAAAA

Bro1: Impossible!

Bro2: Its been fun mah....

Bro2: BOI

*OVER DRAMATIC SUPER LAZER SOUND*

Bro1: Ahh yes The BOI Lazer.....

by x!Flare April 18, 2020