A redneck who will steal or take anything he can put his dick in,human or farm animal and then brag about it.
by Sgm the heretic March 09, 2007
fred: Fuck my bank just phoned! someone has stolen all my money
clive: dude, you've been phone jacked
fred: Damn those phone jackers
clive: dude, you've been phone jacked
fred: Damn those phone jackers
by 849266 May 28, 2006
Nick name for a person who has just finished smoking massive amounts of marijuana and is therefore extremely high. Person normally hallucinates, laughs uncontrollably and/or has no idea what is going on
by Cracker Jacker January 07, 2006
You know the type, the balding, squirrely-looking guy with glasses and a trenchcoat who turns up to an 11:30pm showing of an animated kids' film. His mission there is to jack it during the entirety of the presenation, with the majority of satisfaction derived from the paradoxial concept of a grown man getting off while watching a kids' film. Surprisingly, although it is very easy to identify a movie jacker, movie theatre staff are unable to prevent him from successfully buying a ticket, leaving fellow cinema-goers unsettled and disturbed.
Me and YK went to see TMNT last Friday, it sucked, especially since there was a movie jacker there: those guys suck.
by MrKoi May 16, 2007
Like one of the terms of "Pillow" a Pillow Jacker rubs his penis and testicals either up and down the pillow or in and out of the pillowcase until he ejaculates all over it or inside it.
by ObservantRealLifeStoriesDude September 27, 2010
When you try to act like someone who actually has swag. Therefor losing all swag you might have had.
by DiiRTYx RAiiNBOW November 15, 2011
Person 1:
“Have you seen Tyra Banks’ new white boyfriend? I didn’t know she was a cracker jacker.”
Person 2: “she’s not a cracker jacker, she goes black and forth.”
“Have you seen Tyra Banks’ new white boyfriend? I didn’t know she was a cracker jacker.”
Person 2: “she’s not a cracker jacker, she goes black and forth.”
by Cocoa Baton March 25, 2018