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harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.
Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.
by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016
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Poon Harpoon

Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.
David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!
by Transane May 2, 2010
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Harpooning

The act of penetrating a fish with male genitalia and or toys.
Ethan is harpooning his fish right now! That poor fish.
by Toni SauceTac March 19, 2019
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Tactical Harpooning

The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.
“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”
by gamerman November 5, 2019
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harpoon titan

Harpoon titan is the worst titan and the less aura farmer one.
by Harpoon titam September 17, 2025
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Harpoon

In response to the previous comment regarding the 1st verse in the song"Me & Bobby Mcgee" ...Itis well known that the "Harpoon" is a reference to a syringe used for shooting heroin. The "dirty red bandana" is used to tie off the vein.

Who ever wrote that it meant harmonica is guessing and a trolling fool.
by UrBud November 18, 2016
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Harpooned

The action of a hard, deep sexual penetration. (Past-tense)
Jess: “I heard you went home with Neil last night.”
Samantha: “Gurl, I got harpooned so hard.”
by Thirsty Remixed Ribosome September 16, 2018
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