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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
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Groundhogging

Verb
1. The cycle of matching with and dating the same types of people - and constantly feeling underwhelmed.

2. Syn.: Being closed-minded/ inviting date fails.
'Singles are stuck in a ‘groundhogging’ cycle. The same type. The same results. Again and again.'
by Dating Trends February 7, 2022
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Groundhogging

A person or group in a discussion or a debate, repeats the same question with the sole intention of

a) rejecting or ignoring the answer

b) repeating the same question to new people they contact and ones they've already asked, knowingly intending to reject or ignore.

c) repeating a question with the intent of rejection, denial, or annoying others after the answer has been repeatedly posted before.
The have been asking for weeks "What are the charges?" and it's only groundhogging since they could find the charges on Google in a minute.
by Nixonvote1972 June 2, 2024
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Pennsylvanian Groundhog

During sexual intercourse (fornication) the condom is lost in the vagina. It is then fished out using tongue or teeth. If condom is clean of jizz you then reuse said condom. Repeat if clean until ripped or dirty.
Him: Hey I lost the condom in your pussy
Her:Baby just pennsylvanian groundhog it out of me
Him: Aweeee it’s clean I have to reuse it.
by Cartiisass November 1, 2021
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Evict The Groundhog

Who up evicting the groundhog?
Do you want to evict my groundhog?
Did you just evict the groundhog out of me?
by StakeTheSteak December 27, 2024
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Groundhog Day rizz

Using insight and information about your target's life, interests, and preferences that you obtained covertly or from indirect sources in order to abet your romantic advances.

Origin: 1993 comedy in which Phil (Bill Murray) uses said tactics to rizz up Nancy (Marita Geraghty). Of course in this instance he uses the nonlinear temporal circumstances to his advantage.
"I heard Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been."
"Shitt, I'm damn near boutta slide to the church down the street, there was just a wedding there..."

"Bro tryna use the Groundhog Day rizz."
by palabraplug November 12, 2023
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Groundhogging

When the tip of your shit pops out a bit and rubs into your underwear
Ty we need to get Out of here I'm groundhogging
by Th3_L0sT February 27, 2018
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