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FTP

acronym meaning for the pussy and can be used two ways

1. When someone (usually a guy) is being horny and checking out women and their *******.

2. When someone is showing weak mental or physical behavior and thus being a pussy. This can be expressed through weak physical condition, laziness, unwillingness to try new things, or extreme stupidity.
1. "Dude, seriously, I know that girl over there is sexy with that bikini but can you stop being FTP for just 30 more seconds and finish listening to what I'm trying to tell you?"

2. Person 1: "I know I promised, but I just don't feel like going to the gym. I'm too tired from doing absolutely nothing and don't feel like risking an injury."

Person 2: "Oh my fucking god you are such a lazy ass! Stop being FTP so much and come with me to the gym to get some meat on those toothpicks you call biceps."
by tianang April 12, 2011
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When is the last time the band played that song? I believe it's a FTP.
by CappCappyKittycA June 5, 2019
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Aye bro let’s go to an ice cube concert ...yeaaa FTP Bitxh !!! (See: Fuk 12)
by FLY TAH September 14, 2020
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Yo 2024 is ftp. I’m gonna tell my kids what happen no matter what
by Whowants2no January 9, 2024
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Fuck the police... I guess people like sex with cops
"FTP free my dad"
by Adlayeshaykers225FTPFTS January 20, 2020
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ftp - for the plot .
yea let’s do it ftp !!!”
by irll.nya April 12, 2025
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An abreviation for Face To Palm which is when someone buries their face into their palm in response to an others stupidity.
Q; "Hey Jenny how do they turn chickens into chicken salt?"

Jenny; "FTP"
by LameUserName June 3, 2018
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