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Discord Executive

Weird people who mod people all day and act like they are the king.
Look at that Discord Executive go, he complains about everything but doesn't do anything and forces the mods to do it all. Anurag so sussy.
by Akki1001 May 6, 2021
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executive Friday

n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.

v. To take an executive Friday
I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.
by misskj March 15, 2009
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Executed files.txt

1. the txt file that you hide your secret diary in not that i would know....
1. No dont open executed files.txt
by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019
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executive eyebrow

The act of raising one eyebrow in a questioning or intimidating gesture.
When she said she had never swallowed for a guy before, I stared at her with the executive eyebrow until she admitted she always swallows...
by Mr.Beyonce December 10, 2015
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Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!
by Give me a break! December 18, 2012
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unitary executive

a dictator and tyrant who cares not what the people think
George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.
by Brian Perkins December 14, 2008
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executive box

That executive box has a hot bitchy resting face.
by iflyaround March 28, 2016
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