punk (the true definition) 

a prison sex slave

The pants below the ass are for easy access for the master of said sex slave.

Turn of the baseball cap to the right or left means you are a pitcher or cacher during said gay sextual acts.

Sorry thats the truth if you don't like it pull up your pants fix your hat and stop acting like a punk.

punk (the true definition) is the pedofile in prision.

punk (the true definition) by johnnylonghorse August 23, 2011

REDNECK(the real definition) 

What Democraps will call anyone who disagrees with them.You can be from Lithuania or Africa or Asia and the Democrats will call you a redneck if you disagree with them.

hateful Democrat:"hey look at that Eskimo over there putting up a Bush/Cheney sign"..."you goddamn redneck"(shouted the hateful Democrat in a redneck voice)

REDNECK(the real definition) by Bubba is teh redneck...Gore is teh redneck November 29, 2004

chuck norris:the only definition 

chuck norris is a texanic goatfucking foreskinamputated bigoted bruce lee imitator and wanna be ninja, he kills people with his cock and scares animals with his pubic hair, his fav food is bear shit and he likes fish sperm to drink, some people think he is idiot but he is only a hilly billy idiot with a fake gun so he can pretend to be a ranger, while rangering he fucks cows and rapes pigs,he was married to 60 chimps in his life and bigfoots r his offspring, he built little boy bomb with 12 kt and after all ppl died in hiroshima he ate them all and became godzilla and started to kill people by raping them, he now is is an allah that is worshipped by arabs and he invented pig languages like arabic

chuck norris was killed on 25th of dec 2012 by obama bin laden

loser: chuck norris can suck my cock
chuck norris: kills him
loser 2:he killed loser 1!
chuck norris:the only definition is my dick bitches

chuck norris:the only definition by chuck norris is a pussy May 19, 2010

The Longest Definition On Urbandictionary 

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This is the longest definition on Urbandictionary. Even longer than the second longest. (Duh...) Since M is a tied with W for the biggest character on most fonts, this is the longest definition possible.

The Longest Definition On Urbandictionary by Literally Anyone January 1, 2017

nigger..the real definitions.. 

1.negro-A successful black person;rich black person.

2.nigger-Average black person;black person who is not associated with gangs but may have friends that are in gangs; a black person pretending to be in a gang or a thug

3.nigga-black person who is in a gang or crew; slang term used by black people to signify that someone is his friend; sometimes just said for the fuck of it.

1. damn that negro is rich
2. look at that nigger thinking hes all cool and shit.
3. Don't fuck with them niggas, there packing heat
4. aww shit!!..wuts up my nigga!!!

nigger..the real definitions.. by Mushroom Tool November 6, 2006

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy. 

the title of this definition lol

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy. by Brey234 August 15, 2021

{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!} 

I beat you all! Hahahahahaha!

Me rn:{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!}

{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!} by TrueDragonzzz Gaming November 1, 2019