Fake Cousin

A term used to describe a relationship based on falseness. Sometimes referred to as FC.

Dat dude wants to be related to me so I call him my 'Fake Cousin' or 'FC'.

by Denmaniac January 05, 2009

Cousin Skeeter

a. An old show that used to be commonly found on the popular children's channel "Nickelodeon". Now... not so much.

b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.

C'MON SKEET WE GOTTA GO TO THE RECORD STUDIO

oh john, you're just a skeeter

by tsb March 06, 2005

cousin jack

In the upper peninsula of Michigan this has been used to designate a male person, or descendant of such, who has immigrated from Cornwall, England. The feminine form is 'cousin jenny.' These terms are often capitalized.

The famous pasty was brought to the upper peninsula of Michigan by the cousin jacks.

by Silver dawn August 28, 2013

cousin cuddle

When a cousin casually cuddles with their cousin but doesn't want sex. But somehow it looks like they do.

Marina casually cousin cuddles Kyle

by lamapotatoe January 11, 2016

Blood Cousins

Blood Cousin's are cousin's that are related to you by blood meaning that they are your family relatives. Cousin's are not for hitting on or to have sex with and you shouldn't be involved in sexual activities with your cousins.

"omg shes so hot"
"ew bro are you serious thats your blood cousin"
"yeah but i still wanna fuck her"
"You shouldn't be doing that with your blood cousins"
IYKYK.

by no significance May 27, 2020

cou-cousin

A cousin of a cousin.

Cou-cousin 1: Wanna get outta here?
Cou-cousin 2: Eww! We're cou-cousins, you sick fuck.

by Masturhator May 31, 2011

Taco Cousins

When girls have shared the same or mutliple sexual partners

Gina and Brit have both had sex with that guy Izzy last week so they are now taco cousins.

by BDubsPSS August 27, 2009