Bald as a coot

A well good term used to describe a lack of pubic hair on a womans flower or muff as it were. Basically a shaved/waxed fanny!

'ooo iv got a right mound on me, i better get rid'
couple of minutes later...
'bald as a coot'

by Lulu and Lele March 06, 2008

coot fucktard

A person that smells like oatmeal and can't afford tampons

The boy said hey look mommy a coot fucktard

by Naler May 31, 2005

coot bag

Just another word for a really loose vagina.

After many uses, Jenny had a huge coot bag.

by rufio ;) January 16, 2009

coot scooting

Messing around

Stop coot scooting around.

by Xia143 November 17, 2018

dane coote

a muay thai fighting homo, how likes to drop to their knee's to suck the win out of an opponent, instead of getting a ligit win

dane coote dropped to his knees to avoid a round house, and blew the opponent away.

by ya brother!!!!!!! May 01, 2010

coot rag

A coot rag (rag of the cooter) is a very universal term, ranging from its actual meaning (a rag used to clean vaginal fluids usually a mix of semen and pussy au jus) to its more oftenly used slang meaning, "dude quit bein a coot rag"...pretty much one of the best insults of 21st century.

try it out and baffle your friends....and when they say "dude, what the fuck is a coot rag...just be like GOD YOUR DUMB, go look it up on urban dictionary....ya COOT RAG!

by Of Good Nature February 05, 2010

Linford Coote

1) A man with super powers over women;
2) To spooge on one's sister's face.

1)
Jim- I saw Linford Coote the other day.
Josh- Yeah?! I haven't seen that guy for years!
Jim- Yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.
Josh- WTF???
Jim- She was asking for it.

2) Mel- I sometimes think about doing it to my sister.
Andy- Funny you mention that. You know it's easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. Plus, she let's me Linford Coote.

by DJ Crunk Face February 09, 2005