Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020

French Clench

Deadly sex technique, two partners clenching on their private parts as hard as they can, while french kissing, until one of them passes out. May involve urine, ropes, slurry, homeless people, BDSM gear, feces, and rarely : live animals.

- Bob, How's your sex life with Stanley?
- We keep it kinky with the French Clench.

by totus tuus March 6, 2024

Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.

Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!

by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016

Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.

"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."

by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015

clench maxing

clenching your cheeks for long amounts of time for the health benefits.

person 1 “why did you go goblin mode today?”

person 2 “because i was clench maxing all day”

by big brollic ballock basher February 26, 2024

Clenching

The act of sneaking contraband in to jail by shoving it up your anus/vagina and tightening up your rectal/vaginal muscles

He was caught clenching some cocaine by the guards while being searched

by KittKatt420 May 6, 2021

CLENCHED PEPPER

When a female pillion passenger is riding a sports bike with a tiny rear seat she is said to be holding on with her lady parts, or with a Clenched Pepper.

Did you see the Clenched Pepper on the back of that Ducati?

by Clenched Pepper lover May 15, 2021