angry carpenter

When you have sex with your woman in the house you are building while it is under construction

Angry carpenter is when you have sex in the house you are building and pull it out and drag it on the floor through the drywall dust and sawdust and put it back in.

by Steve & Adam October 13, 2008

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dirty carpenter

when a girl finds a piece of wood with a lot of splinters on it and masterbates really hard until she bleeds

jane- hey john i was really bored last night so i gave myself a dirty carpenter! it hurt like shit!

john-what the fuck?

by i<3men!!!! February 04, 2011

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Nick Carpenter

n)- A little faggot that has no friends so does school work in a social event to hide his own gayness.Also known as Mikail Haimov

That raging gay is Nick Carpenter

by agsdfgbsbfhyj March 24, 2009

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Carpenter's Wet Dream

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009

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Drunken Carpenter

While intoxicated and engaging in the act of vagina intercourse from behind (aka "Doggiestyle"), the penis, while being forcefully moved in and out of the vagina "accidentally" slips out and is subsequently slammed into the anus of the unsuspecting partner.

Pete: Man, last night I was so wasted I accidentally gave Gina the Drunken Carpenter.

Steve: Was she pissed?

Pete: She was when she woke up.

by Morgan Candlelight December 15, 2009

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