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The Family Business 

A lude act of sexual intercourse between a brother and sister and a 3rd party, where as the 3rd (usally mother or father sometimes a cousin) party defecates on either the brother or the sister in question and begins to massage it into 1 or both parties.
Hey is that Jason?
Yea I heard hes in "The Family Business"
WOW!

The Blackberry business school

A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!

Business in the front, party in the back 

You see that mullet? That's a business in the front, party in the back style!

The Worlds Best Business Psychologist 

A common Saying in northern Berlin. Mostly in russian communitys.
Used to refer to Students who have exceptionally white skin and/or beautiful eyes, cheek blasts and other body parts.
Supposedly it is from the late 90s.
You are the Worlds Best Business Psychologist!

THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS

An extremely popular Internet catch phrase. Not necessarily typed in all caps. Sometimes shortened by omitting "THE." Also sometimes used with an intentional mispelling of "THE" as "TEH."

Many people think that having heated debates over the Internet is a pointless waste of time, no matter what the topic of discussion might be. Thus, this catch phrase was born. At times, the phrase makes a valid point. However, there are many people who overuse the phrase, thereby degrading it's merit and humor.
Person 1: I'm right and you're wrong!

Person 2: No, I'm right and YOU'RE wrong!

Person 3: THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS

Business in front, party in the back 

Yet another term for the mullet, accurately describing its dual nature as part ladder climbing bank employee crossed with bad hair band musician, with the end result pretty much putting it in body shop worker territory.
"Dude! check out that grub's hair! Business in front, party in the back!!"