Slug the Bigfoot

A euphamism for a man with substantial pubic hairmasterbating.

"With that '70's dick fro you don't just masterbate you slug the bigfoot"

by The_D0ct0r August 23, 2011

Bigfootitis

Causes your feet to grow more then 16 inches long, the older you get the more hairier they become,If you shave you feet the hair will grow in twice as thick as before. Stay safe everyone

Son;“Mom why are my feet so big and hairy”

Mom; “Because you were borne with a rare condition called Bigfootitis”

by RealLifeIssues January 12, 2022

baby bigfoot

rafiki takin a shit

yo i think rafiki needs to take a baby bigfoot

by Medz Klir Unox October 12, 2020

Bigfoot Lunch Club

A popular trend in the the Northwest. Just like most any other exclusive office lunch Club this clique is bigfoot themed. The meetings are to discuss all things Sasquatch and are held twice a month to coincide with pay day. In order to get into the Sasquatch mind these are usually held in Indian Buffets in order to eat like bigfoot; vegetarian, and all you can eat!

Hey, you think sasquatch is a vegetarian?

I dunno, let's get some cubicle neighbors and start a Bigfoot Lunch Club and spend two lunch hours a month discussing it.

by Epic Gilgamesh December 12, 2013

to be Bigfooted

When an individual with extremely large feet (Jarryd) expresses sexual advances towards a fellow worker. "To Be Bigfooted"

I know you want to be Bigfooted by me.

by Herritic July 16, 2023

Bigfoot Science

The art of combining faulty logic, false correlations, and prejudices to come to incorrect conclusions. Commonly used by both "Bigfoot Researchers" and Trump supporters.

random noise in the woods Must be Bigfoot! broken tree trunk Sure sign of Squatch activity!

News that scientists studied Coronavirus variants

Bob: Them damn liberals created COVID in the first place!
Sounds like you have been watching Fox News, again, Bob - that's just Bigfoot Science.

by Bigfoot Scientist October 29, 2021

Horizontal Bigfoot

A Norwegian sex act where you get down on all fours and plug beard hairs.

That streamer let me stay in his spare room and gave me a Horizontal Bigfoot last week.

by Not Eethan February 6, 2024