Albuquerque jackhammer

What my boyfriend wants me to do to him daily...

My boyfriend namethan wants me to Albuquerque jackhammer his face every day and I think I will because it's really really good!!

by Chifoxykit January 5, 2025

Albuquerque

The place where there are snorkel-stealing hermaphrodites, donut shops that only have weasels, Colombia Record Club loving girls, and chain-saw wielding workers at The Sizzler.

That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque!

by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025

Albuquerque

That place where the meth is at

Jesse: Yo mr white we need to cook
Walt: Ok
Jesse: yeah bitch
Walt: Only In Albuquerque

by thatguyteheheheahahaha69 April 16, 2022

going full albuquerque

another way to say "go crazy"

"sorry bro i was going full albuquerque" "ahhh"

by trainfan March 8, 2025

The Albuquerque Astronaut

A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.

Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.

by Therealnielofthegrasstyson April 4, 2024

Albuquerque

It doesn't exist and people who claim to be from there are aliens.

Person 1: "Where are you from?"

Person 2: "Albuquerque."

Person 1: "Are you an Alien?"

Person 2: "Uhhhhmmmm, noooooooo."

by Archimedes4047 November 20, 2023

Albuquerque

Hell.

Donald: GO TO ALBUQUERQUE!!!
Brenda: I was born in hell, yOu KnOw NoThInG SiR
Donald: I... I...

by RioRancho December 24, 2020