Albuquerque Hatstand

A sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis. Much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand...but in this scenario the hat is either someone's vagina or anus.

Tim: "Why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection Jason?"

Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"

by Volit August 29, 2014

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Albuquerque, New Mexico

Dust and rocks. Thats it. Thats all there is.

Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...

by mycactusisblooming December 28, 2018

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Albuquerque

Hell.

Donald: GO TO ALBUQUERQUE!!!
Brenda: I was born in hell, yOu KnOw NoThInG SiR
Donald: I... I...

by RioRancho December 25, 2020

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Albuquerque

Beautiful mountain city in the Southwest, like most other American cities it has its issues. However, Albuquerque is home to the most idiotic drivers in the country. It has been documented in thousands of peer reviewed articles.

Me: damn, this idiot in a huge pickup with the Our Lady Guadalupe and machine gun stickers just cut me off, slammed on the breaks and flipped ME off!

Passenger: Psh. Albuquerque, fool! You know how it is!

by Biznatch75 April 07, 2024

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Rented out by the Sinaloa Cartel to Meth Zombies, this is Albuquerque, where you can kill people anytime, night and day, and get away with it---Gangland Meth Zombie HQ, Albuquerque, New Mexico.

In the beginning, there were Meth Zombies and they ruled Albuquerque.

by Escaped from Meth Zombie Land June 26, 2023

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