When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.
Hey, did you see that gremlin wearing the Harvard sweater with the Yale hat and Princeton shades? Buddy's also wearing a stanford belt. What a moron practising stolen valor.
by anonymous October 9, 2023
Get the stolen valormug. 
A tactical first-person shooter developed by Riot Games is 2020. Lots of sweats and smurfs, after Fortnite kids realized there was a new game for them to sweat at.
Person 1: Dude, there are so many smurfs in valorant.
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.
*fight starts*
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.
*fight starts*
by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022
Get the valorantmug. 
A first-person shooters that is for stupid and unfunny virgins. People who lost their virginity will play something better, for example CS:GO. It is Also know as deadly brain cancer
by HDRG July 23, 2022
Get the Valorantmug. by NotShabzz January 2, 2022
Get the valorantingmug. by MPan1 December 12, 2022
Get the valorant childrenmug.