fountain smuggler

A female who has liquid projectile orgasms.

Holy shit dude why are you all wet?

Oh it's just pussy juice. I was just with Pam, she's a real fountain smuggler!

by zzzaxx August 03, 2010

smuggler talk

Slang used smugglers for big drug empires to hide a deal that is being made. mainly used for extreamly large shipments.

Make sure you use smuggler talk when using an open phone line.

by Whatchacha January 29, 2006

Muffin smuggler

A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.

Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.

by Ohyeah225 December 10, 2019

smugglers remorse

When you don't bring weed on an international flight for fear of drug sniffing dogs and you end up going through customs in 7 seconds and the only dog you see is Snoopy in a MetLife advertisement

Howie had smugglers remorse when he didn't bring weed travelling to Canada and his whole group was whisked through customs without even checking passports.

by TravelWithCare January 13, 2017

duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.

My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?

by Donny55001 April 03, 2018

Bunny Smuggler

A term used for an older man with puffy white chest hair bulging out of his button down shirt.

"That guy's nasty chest hair looks like he's hiding small white rabbits in his shirt."

"Bunny Smuggler."

by Peter Montgomery February 05, 2009

basketball smuggler

A description for a girl with very large breasts.

Joey: "Man, that girl's got some huge tits!"
DeeDee: "I know man, she's a total basketball smuggler"

by Pablo Discobar September 25, 2012