by J Stepleton October 21, 2004
Shucks!! that Morris cannot even get a job in Mcdonalds, he is rubbish at MC-ing and can not rap. What a slacker jack!
by jonnyradfar December 04, 2006
by mris February 26, 2005
a person who evades his or her duty or work insomuch as responsibility is avoided but competence and success are not foregone.
My college roommate is a a half-slacker: he rarely completes homework assignments, but he attends lectures and performs adequately on exams.
by bobthebuilder326 October 01, 2009
When a breastfeeding mother discovers that one of her boobs does not like to keep up with the other, and produces less milk.
by Marie51294 October 05, 2018
One who does not like to shower and who will put off showering at the expense of those around him/her
Dude, we about to go get dinner and you need to stop being a shower slacker so you don't offend everyone at the restaurant with your stank.
by Waaaaaaaalllaaa August 21, 2017
Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.
Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.
by EEPERSCREEPERS May 21, 2010