Romanian Lullaby

Putting your children to sleep by suffocating them with a wild shrew until they lose consciousness.

When Bill was arrested for child abuse, he tried to explain to the police that he was simply telling his son a Romanian Lullaby.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

romanian rudder

A sexual act involving two individuals where one individual holds the others penis in their hand. The other individual then proceeds to thrust in and out of the first individuals hand.

Chandler gives the best Romanian rudders.

by Rudderer December 7, 2019

romanian mapping

A strange type of porn involving female gypsies stuffing their pussies with goat shit to please our the great map lord

Brad: Ooh, I had a great night watching Romanian Mapping yesterday!
Liam: Awesome dude! how many times did you cum?

by malostranska namesti June 16, 2017

Romanian Workout

The act of pickpocketing or stealing, an important custom for Romanians everywhere.

Daniel got arrested for doing a Romanian workout again.

by cunnyuohhhhh June 18, 2022

Romanian penguin

When a Romanian whore is giving you head and right before you nut, she gets up and walks away, causing you to chase her with your pants around your ankles, waddling like a penguin after her, shouting get back here bitch...

That Bitch gave me a Romanian Penguin, if I see her again, I’m gonna give her an angry pirate.

by Geo fence February 10, 2018

Romanian candle

What happens when you hold a match up to the gassy hind end of a sleeping romaian.

After I got corn dick from a romanian, i lit a match and her and i made a romanian candle.

by k cron September 15, 2006

romanian tourist

When a man sticks his nose up a girls ass while in a 69 position and shoots snot rockets up her poop-hole.

I couldn't breathe so I had to give my girl a romanian tourist

by Jclizzle May 16, 2009