STRETCH NOZZLE

USUALLY A YOUNG MAN OF JEWISH ORGIN, WHO'S NOSE IS SO LARGE THAT HE CAN STRETCH IT OVER ANOTHER MANS SOUP CAN COCK. TYPICALLY ENJOYS ASSWHIFFING AND MASTERBATING PROFUSELEY.

WOW THERE GOES BRENT, THE STRETCH NOZZLE. LOOK HE'S AT IT AGAIN, SNIFFING AND RUBBING HIMSELF AFTER BEATING OFF AND NOT SHOWERING FOR 3 DAYS!

by STRETCHNOZZLE October 3, 2009

dueche nozzle

A slightly more severe than duechebag since the nozzle is actually the part of the dueche apparatus doing the dirty work. Coined by Adam Corolla.

Joey Jack is a fucking dueche nozzle.

by Davey M. March 18, 2003

Chazzy Nozzle

A small cork lady to be placed inside your warmest bits as a plug.

Ruby, my chazzy nozzle has floated beyond and I'm gushing.

by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003

Nozzle jockey

The nozzle jockey is the firefighter on the knob at a fire

Pete loves being the nozzle jockey on the deuce and a half

by FF guy July 4, 2015

nozzle bucket

a bucket like watering can.

hey Clay can u pass the nozzle bucket, i need to wash the floors?

by smigglie March 14, 2011

enema-nozzle

Donald Trump's mouth

Trump's enema-nozzle is as ugly as that skank-tassel he wears on top of his head.

by useyourownname November 9, 2017

bj nozzle

Male ejaculation upwards into a partner's nostril

Oh man, that bj nozzle really cleared my sinuses.
Those nostrils are flaring for a bj nozzling.

by DaNozzlah November 16, 2013